Everything on this site is intended to educate you nubs in order to 1. stop you from becoming n00bs and 2. ease you transition to the new world order that I shall be setting up any day now.

1. A n00b is someone who is clueless to even the fact that they are clueless. They are aggresively stupid. I hate n00bs. A nub is just someone that is clueless, but they realize that they are not teh gosu yet, and so stfu and learns.

Assuming since you is smart enough to have come here that you is not a n00b, be happy. Find n00bs, pwn them, and send them here to Teh Hub.

2. Im going to be taking over the world and everything one of the days, when I get around to it, and am going to be making some changes. Big changes. Such big changes that I think people are going to freak out if they aren't prepared for them. So learn and ready youself.

KK, you wants to know what changes I is going to make.. Obviously, first I is going to start fixing the lack of human-wide standards. Like language and measurements. They all suck. So many inconsistencies for no reason, they all just randomly make things difficult. Whoever came up with base sixty time measurements should be shot, and everyone who could change it and doesn't should be fired. Fortunately that is where I come in, me and my revolution.

Anyways, that is the start of my rant, my plan, and my website.